Geralt and his allies, including the powerful sorceress Yennefer, must find a way to protect her, and to protect the world. As the threat of war hangs over the land the child, Ciri, is hunted for her extraordinary powers. This child has the power to change the world-for good, or for evil. Geralt of Rivia, the hunter known as the Witcher, has been waiting for the birth of a prophesied child. But times have changed, the uneasy peace is over, and now the races are fighting once again. For over a century, humans, dwarves, gnomes, and elves have lived together in relative peace. nning new cover designs, the five novels that comprise the Witcher Saga: Blood of Elves, The Time of Contempt, Baptism of Fire, The Tower of Swallows, and Lady of the Lake. Now, for the first time in a single boxed set, and featuring stu.
But I'm not gonna be happy about it.The Witcher Boxed Set: Blood of Elves, the Time of Contempt, Baptism of Fire, the Tower of Swallows, the Lady of the LakeĪndrzej Sapkowski created an international phenomenon with his New York Times bestselling epic fantasy series about Geralt of Rivia, which has gone on to inspire the hit Netflix show and the blockbuster video games. I'm enough of an OCD-driven freak (yesIactuallyhaveobsessivecompulsivedisorderokaypleasedon'tlecturemeaboutusingtheterm) to spend twenty dollars I barely have to buy it. It's been a while since I felt the touch of a woman, I'm sure you've gathered. So they expect me to buy three books I already have just to make it so that the poor little Blood of Elves volume isn't being asymmetrically gangbanged by a harem of thick red.well, you know.
And what do I find?Ī boxed set of three books: what I'm assuming is the properly-sized version of Blood of Elves, The Time of Contempt, and Baptism of Fire. Then I look to see if they're gonna correct their mistake with Blood of Elves. Complete The Witcher Book Series in Order The Witcher Series Order 1. Point is, they recently re-released The Last Wish in a normal size, like they should've done years ago. So recently they decided to un-fuck their cock-up and goddamn I sound like Thaler in this post don't I.
It's like these two tiny asscheeks are being split open by an ugly red cock with a volume twice the size of the rectum. It's been r/mildlyinfuriating every time I glance over at my shelf and see this. Then they published the rest of the books in radically different sizes. The Complete Witcher Series Box Set contains all the 8 books: 1. As you probably know, the English publisher dropped the fucking ball about ten years ago, so we got some shitty tiny mass-market versions of The Last Wish and Blood of Elves - they didn't even publish The Sword of Destiny, the dumb fucks (yes I'm still salty about picking up Blood of Elves and not knowing what the hell was going on all those years ago). The Witcher Boxed Set: Blood of Elves, The Time of Contempt, Baptism of Fire Paperback Clockwork Princess (The Infernal Devices 3) by Cassandra Clare.
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